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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2025

I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

Hey beautiful, do you want to Spoink?

Let’s make RegiLove!

My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.

You’re so hot, I’m going to need a Burn Heal.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

You’ll be Weezing after I’m done with you.

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle. Because you make me wet!

Do you wanna battle?
Because my balls are at the ready!

I slipped some Poison in your drink. Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.

Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

How about you use Rest, so I can sleep with you.

Is that a Tangela down there?

Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

You must know Gust. Because you totally blew me away.

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