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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2024

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

I’m Natu fond of anyone but you.

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty Contest.

I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets.

My Donphan won’t Rollout for you much longer.

Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!

I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

When I saw you girl, my Metapod used Harden.

My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night.

You put the “bone” in Cubone.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

You may want to catch ’em all, but I only want to catch you.

I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.

I think we’re going to need Defog before the night is done.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

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