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Pizza pick up lines 🍕 in 2025

With how you deliver, you sure must be the delivery man.

I love olives and Olive you.

Babe, can I interest you in a stuffed crust?

You make me feel all giddy and satisfied like only a box of pizza can.

Come on baby; sex is like pizza: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

I am all over you like pizza sauce is all over pizza pie.

If you promise never to crust it, I will give you all of my heart.

You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the cheese. That way, I can melt all over you.

You are my favorite topping in the whole wide world.

I’d like to encase you in a crust with you drenched between it.

Just like Domino’s pizza, the next one is free if I do not come in thirty minutes. 

Did you have dinner?
Because I wanna give you a pizza this.

Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this dick!

Do you like Pizza Hut?
Because I want to stuff your crust.

Are you pizza?
I am craving some.

Do you like olives?
Because olive you. 

Boy, are you a pizza?
Because I can’t wait to have you inside of me.

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

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