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Pizza pick up lines 🍕 in 2025

Are you a mozzarella di buffala?
Because you make my life cheesier and creamier.

I do not know what I crave more right now, pizza or you-za.

Babe, are you a pizza?
Because every slice of you is perfect.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?
(No!) Why not? You don’t like pizza?

Is your name pizza?
Because I feel hungrier whenever I look at you.

If I am going to flirt with you I am going to do it over pizza.

I am some cheese, do you happen to be you pizza?
Because I would love to melt over you.

You look so greasy. You must be pizza!

I might fall to pizzas if I don’t get your name and number.

I only love two things: pizza and you.

You make my life better as only a calzone could.

Are you pizza? Because I want all of you.

Pizza is bland when you are not eating it with me.

Are you a pizza delivery guy?
Because boy, you sure can deliver.

Baby you got through my heart so easily as only a pizza could.

I love you including the charred parts of your soul.

I am like your personal pizza, made just for you.

Girl, you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

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