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Pizza pick up lines 🍕 in 2025

Are you pizza?
I can have just you for several days.

You must have come with pizza because I could have both of you nonstop.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

Want to come over?
I’m having pizza, and it tastes better when you are with me.

You are nice like mozzarella cheese, and others put together to create my favorite.

Even when you are bad, you are still good. Just like my favourite, pizza. 

Are you a personal pizza?
Because you were made just for me.

I’m available with or without sausage.

I would definitely melt over your hotness right now.

I only eat two things: pizza and you.

Hello there, pizza box. Can I get your top off?

Damn girl, I want a pizza that butt.

If you were a pizza and I was cheese, I’d melt over you.

Your size and thickness will not matter baby, just be with me tonight.

Do you know what you have in common with pizza?
You are both hot and ready.

Are you identically twinned with pizza?
I find pizza very irresistible. 

I have pizza. (smooth, huh?)

Pizza and beer only work fine if I also have you as my company.

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