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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2025

Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!

Let’s weigh anchor.

Yo ho! Bottle of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!

Want to know why they be callin’ me Long John?

All hands on deck!

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

You’re drinking a Salty Dog?
How’d you like to try the real thing?

Prepare to be boarded.

Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye… (Female Pirate)

Want to see my 9mm?

Baby I’m the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight. 

Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Anchor’s away.

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