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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2025

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

I’ll pillage your ship!

Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

I’m a happy pirate.Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

Care to wax me peg leg?

Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches? 

Let’s get together and haul some keel.

Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!

I have me a treasure map!… to yer heart!

I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby. 

You raise my Jolly Roger.

Nice chest – now let me see that booty!

Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)

I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

Wanna see my Davie Jones?

Damn girl, you must be a cold front, because you shiver my timbers.

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