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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2024

That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.

Polly wants a crack-whore.

You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.

I did not find me booty but I did find a very large chest!

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

Are you a ship?
Cause i’m des-pirate for you

Wanna walk me plank?

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

Are you a pirate?
Because I want to grab all of your booty.

I like me some pirate booty.

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

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