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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2025

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?

Well blow me down?

I’m here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering? 

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’? 

Yo, ho! Bottle of rum? 

Arrg, I’ve been searchin’ for me booty all day, but it looks like yours’ll do just fine.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or…(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

I’ll be the captain if you be my first mate.

That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.

You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for! 

May I grab your booty?

C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants?
Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!

Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.

Hey can I get on your ship?
Cause Id love to loot your booty.

How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

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