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Pirate pick up lines 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2024

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

Are you a ship?
Cause i’m des-pirate for you

Wanna walk me plank?

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

Are you a pirate?
Because I want to grab all of your booty.

I like me some pirate booty.

RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

I’ll pillage your ship!

Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

I’m a happy pirate.Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

Care to wax me peg leg?

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