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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2025

Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide

I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

bout 100 trillion neutrinos penetrate your body every second. Mind if I join in?

You appear more special than relativity to me.

Are you the normal line of a denser medium?
Because I am attracted to you

I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.

Are you a carbon sample?
because I want to date you

I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus or minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

Baby, are you curious about torque?
We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.

Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.

I see you have the potential to be very kinetic!

Hey baby, are you the earth?
Because all things are attracted to you.

If your vagina was an electron, my dick would be a positron. Coz I’d annihilate you!

I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

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