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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2024

You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me over here!

Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.

I don’t need a transducer because I know you’re hot!

How do you feel about group experiments?

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

My love for you is like the universe—infinite and constantly expanding!

Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet-forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force, or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Yes, I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like it?

I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.

A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?

I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

Baby, you give my electrons a positive charge.

I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.

Copernicus was wrong. You are the center of my universe.

Baby, you’ve definitely got potential. My place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.

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