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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2024

In accordance with Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Let’s determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.

For this experiment, you will measure the rigidity of this object of mine.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

I want to study thermodynamics because I want to learn the reason why you’re so hot.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Are you a black hole?
Because the more you suck me, the more I get closer to you.

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

You are like a proton in my core – without you, I could never be the same.

Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42 because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

Forget about the quantum theory! Let’s go somewhere private, and I promise I won’t Bohr you.

Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.

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