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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2025

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t

What’s up, gorgeous?
Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

You’ve been here for a short while, but my heart is beating really fast, and I can feel some surface tension between us.

You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor meltdown.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma

Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide

I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

bout 100 trillion neutrinos penetrate your body every second. Mind if I join in?

You appear more special than relativity to me.

Are you the normal line of a denser medium?
Because I am attracted to you

I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.

Are you a carbon sample?
because I want to date you

I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus or minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

Baby, are you curious about torque?
We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

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