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Pick Up Lines in 2025

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

I wanna jump in your rift and show you a whole new world.

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Либо ты встречаешься со мной, либо я тебя убью.
”Either you date me, or I’ll kill you.”

What are the chances of me getting head if I flip a coin?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?

Wanna feel my shifty shaft?

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

I’m finding it really hard to breath. U just keep on taking my breath away.

You’ve been very naughty, go to my room!

Hey are you the British economy?
Because I want to give you a weak pound.

If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

You’ll be wailing at my woods.

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