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Pick Up Lines in 2025

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you.

My wand has chosen you!

Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.
”Are you urine?
Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.”

If one of your legs was Christmas and the other was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit for dinner between the holidays?

Wadda ya say we get a little pump action going?

Sa palagay ko dapat ako ay talagang isang masamang tagabaril para sa kung ano man ang ginagawa ko, patuloy akong nawawala sa iyo.
”I think I must be a really bad shooter for no matter what I am doing, I keep on missing you.”

Once I’m done with you, you’re gonna need to abortnite.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Are you a toaster?
Because I’d love to take a bath with you.

I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

Розы красные, как и государство. Будем товарищами, потому что вы молодцы.
”Roses are red, so is the state. Let us be comrades because you are great.C32”

One night with me, and they’ll all be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

Я ни к чему не пытаюсь по-русски, но могу хорошо провести время.
”I’m not trying to Russian to anything, but I can show you a good time.”

Did you buy those pants on sale?
At my place, they’re 100% off.

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

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