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Pick Up Lines in 2025

I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.

I’m gonna take u to a pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?

Is your name Chapstick?
Because you’re da-balm.

When I’m with you, I can’t think straight.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Эй, девочка, ты из России? Потому что ты допинг. Я не русский, но сегодня вечером я буду Путиным.
”Hey, girl, are you from Russia?
Cause you dope. I’m not Russian, but I’ll be Putin out tonight.”

You stole my heart, would you like my last name too?

Are you my pinky toe?
Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Your eyes are like spanners. When I look at them, my nuts tighten.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

I know why there are gaps between my fingers—so that you can fill them.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Ваше имя Украина? Потому что я хочу быть внутри тебя.
”Is your name Ukraine?
Because I want to be inside you.”

Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I swear I’ll give it back!

What time do you get off?
Mind if I watch?

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