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Pick Up Lines in 2024

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

My mother raised me to be a good girl. Tonight though, I feel a little naughty.

Are you a football player?
Because I’d love you to touchdown here.

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes—I just can’t take them off of you.

Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

Can I ride your joystick?

Are you an archaeologist?
Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Wanna play army?
I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I’m like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?

Do you know any good bakeries around?
‘Cause I’d love to have a cutie pie like you.

Can I see your chug jugs

Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.

I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.

I’m gonna take u to a pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

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