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Offensive pick up lines in 2025

Are you constipated?
Because you are so full of sh*t!

Are you the square root of -1?
Because you’re imaginary.

Who’s your friend?

They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

You must be really sweet, seeing how all of your teeth are rotten.

Are you a snack?
Because everyone eats you for fun.

Are you a shrimp?
Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.

Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Are you pi?
Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!

I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”

Where’s your paper bag?
[huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.

Are you a motorcycle?
Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Are you the sun?
Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.

Are you poop?
Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

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