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Offensive pick up lines in 2025

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

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You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

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Are you constipated?
Because you are so full of sh*t!

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Are you the square root of -1?
Because you’re imaginary.

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Who’s your friend?

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They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

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You must be really sweet, seeing how all of your teeth are rotten.

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Are you a snack?
Because everyone eats you for fun.

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Are you a shrimp?
Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.

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Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?

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I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

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Are you pi?
Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

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Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!

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I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”

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Where’s your paper bag?
[huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.

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Are you a motorcycle?
Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

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Are you the sun?
Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.

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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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