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Offensive pick up lines in 2025

Where’s your paper bag?
[huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.

Are you a motorcycle?
Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Are you the sun?
Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.

Are you poop?
Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!

Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?

Are you a tax collector?
Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!

Come with me if you want to live!

I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.

You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

Are you a piece of trash?
Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.

You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.

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