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Offensive pick up lines in 2025

You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

Are you a piece of trash?
Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.

You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan.

Are you a booger?
Because I want to pick you first.

If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why?
Because you’re sh*t!

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.

Did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face is messed up.

I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Are you Ebola?
Because you melt my insides.

Do you like to dance?
Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

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