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Offensive pick up lines in 2024

This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.

Are you cancer?
Because you’re starting to grow on me.

You remind me of my brother/sister.

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.

You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?

Are you water?
Because you don’t taste like anything.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Are you a human?
Just making sure.

Are you garbage?
Because I want to take you out.

Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.

Do you want to be disappointed tonight?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Less than you, I would guess.

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

I like my partners like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra large!

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