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Offensive pick up lines in 2025

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!

Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.

I like you like my coffee. Bitter!

I was just curious?
Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Are you crippling depression and anxiety?
Because you haunt me at every waking hour.

Are you feeling down?
Because I can feel you up.

You’re the thot that counts!

How are you not cold?
You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.

Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

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