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What do your beautify and the c diff smell have in common? They are both undeniable.

I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!

Can you check my heartbeat?
I think it’s beating too fast because of you.

Hey, don’t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we’ll need.

I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Can you show me how to do mouth-to-mouth, on me?

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

I have my own multi-positional bed

We should study some anatomy together.

I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth

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