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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2025

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Are you lost?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘
Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

You take care of me so well, I’m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.

Do you have my other lung?
Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.

Am I dead?
Surely I must be because I see an angel!

My body is in a RAAS every time I see you. (Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System)

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

I’m a doctor and I have just diagnosed you with a-cute smile.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

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