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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2024

You’re like a car accident, I just can’t look away.

If you need to study anatomy, I can help with the bones.

Are you a doctor?
Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.

Stop being so sweet! I might get diabetes!

I think I need some Vitamin ‘U’!

I am manic-depressive on you. I calm down and cheer up when I’m with you.

Did you damage my cerebellum?
Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

Are doing valsalva maneuver on me?
Because you just made my heart stop beating for a while.

Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”

You make my dopamine levels all silly.

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you a nurse?
Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

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