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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2024

Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!

I’d love to do a 12 lead on you

As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.

Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

If only I could fly, I would flight my ideas for you.

EMTs come when people go down

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

You breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

I think you should take the temperature instead of me, because you’re looking very hot.

I am actin and you are my myosin because together we slide past together.

I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

I think you have nice veins. Can I pick up your line?

Baby, you make me vasodilate!

I’ll shock the socks off you

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.

I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

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