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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2025

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

I have my own multi-positional bed

We should study some anatomy together.

I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth

Did you hear that?
Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”

It’s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing.

I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damage, I keep falling for you.

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Hey I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away

Did you damage my cerebellum?
Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

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