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Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

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I’m used to staying up all night

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Do you have my other lung?
Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

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I don’t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.

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Are you a defilibrator?
Cause you are sending shocks straight to my heart.

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I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!

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Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

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Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
Because you’re making me drool.

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Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O?
Because wherever you go, I go.

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Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!

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I’d love to do a 12 lead on you

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As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.

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Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

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If only I could fly, I would flight my ideas for you.

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EMTs come when people go down

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If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

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You breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

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I think you should take the temperature instead of me, because you’re looking very hot.

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