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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2024

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Hey I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away

Did you damage my cerebellum?
Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

You’re in the wrong profession. You shouldn’t be a nurse. You should be my husband.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “electrifying”.

Come into my office and take off your pants.

I’m familiar with Latex and restraints

I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.

I’m scared to have one apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

You’re like a car accident, I just can’t look away.

If you need to study anatomy, I can help with the bones.

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