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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2025

Are doing valsalva maneuver on me?
Because you just made my heart stop beating for a while.

Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”

You make my dopamine levels all silly.

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you a nurse?
Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

Are you my appendix?
Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I’m a little low on oxygen because you just took my breath away.

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

I’m good with multiple partners

Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.

Look, I’m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.

Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
Because you’re making me drool.

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

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