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Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I’m used to staying up all night

Do you have my other lung?
Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

I don’t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.

Are you a defilibrator?
Cause you are sending shocks straight to my heart.

I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
Because you’re making me drool.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O?
Because wherever you go, I go.

Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!

I’d love to do a 12 lead on you

As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.

Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

If only I could fly, I would flight my ideas for you.

EMTs come when people go down

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

You breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

I think you should take the temperature instead of me, because you’re looking very hot.

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