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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2024

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

You make my dopamine levels all silly.

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you a nurse?
Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

Are you my appendix?
Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I’m a little low on oxygen because you just took my breath away.

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

I’m good with multiple partners

Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.

Look, I’m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.

Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
Because you’re making me drool.

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Are you lost?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘
Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

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