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Nerdy pick up lines 🤓 in 2025

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.

You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.

You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.

Can I have your significant digits?

If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.

Are you a differentiable function?
Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!

Are you an exoplanet?
Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.

Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

You are one well-defined function!

Are you made of uranium?
I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.

I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

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