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Naruto pick up lines ⛩️ in 2025

Are you Sasuke?
Because I want that body so bad.

Are you Otsutsuki?
Because you are like from the heavens.

Do you want me to show you my best Choji impression?

I’m so entranced by those eyes, I think I’ll take them.

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

I would start a shinobi war for you. It did not work for Obito. But guess what, I am not Obito!

Damn it, girl, you Banshō Ten’in me.

Are you looking for the best sex of your life tonight? I think female would do. (Or male).

They don’t call me Nine-Tails for nothing.

This is a threat! I can make you scream…in pleasure.

Sharingan Is Red, Rasengan Is Blue, Give Me Your Number Or I’ll Chidori You.

Would you like me to show you ALL 6 paths?

I can do things with my tongue that you cannot even begin to imagine.

I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.

Do you know why it is called the gentle fist?
If you want, I could show you.

Would you like to see my wood style great penetration jutsu?

I address you as amaterasu…because you are a ever-burning black flame

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