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Naruto pick up lines ⛩️ in 2025

My friends say that I am amazing, but I guess you will have to C2 believe it.

Do you know the human body consists sixty five percent of water? Well, I am super thirsty. 

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

Are you naruto?
cus you’re going home with me tonight.

I’m So Entranced By Those Eyes, I Think I’ll Take Them.

As Hashirama would say, ‘you are everything I see’.

I’ll use my Mokuton to make you scream Cha!

Girl, looks like you mastered your sexy no jutsu.

They don’t call me The Golden Flash for nothing.

Let me open your sixth gate of joy.

Would you like to taste my totska blade?

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

Just Call Me Shikamaru Because I Want To Stick To You Like A Shadow

I know the best way to get to your heart.

Do you happen to be origami?
Because all I want to do is fold you up. 

Because it completely blew me away!

Girl I may not have byakugan but I can still see that you are a dime.

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