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Minecraft pick up lines ⛏💎🧟 in 2024

Are you a block of dirt?
Because I dig you.

Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Will I be the best digger on the server if I can dig into your ass?

Hey, baby. Let’s make like a couple of NPCs on the set of Minecraft Monster’s, Inc.

You must be good at fishing because you got me hooked.

Are you an Enderman?
Because I want to look into your eyes.

Hey baby, are you a diamond because you are pretty special.

You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.

I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you 😛

Are you Minecraft ice?
That would explain my urge to pick you up.

Don’t eat my cake! You’re sweet enough already.

My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.

If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.

Can I fertilise your crop with my bonemeal?

Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.

Are you a slimeball?
Because you make my piston sticky.

Are you a sticky piston?
Because when I hold you I never want to let go.

My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.

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