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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

The way you ask me leaves me aphasic.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

I can tell you the 20 bones you gave me.

Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

Are you COPD?
Because you take my breath away.

You’re systemic, and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together, we are one.

Wanna feel safe tonight?
Sleep with an EMT.

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