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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my copulatory organ.

Did you cut my phrenic nerve?
Because baby, you take my breath away.

Are you an anesthesiologist?
Because, baby, you sure do know how to knock out my senses!

I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

Infections are communicable, is your love too?

Can I be your ophthalmologist?
‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes

You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!

Another doctor is required because you were not charged for dating the patient.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

Are you drowning?
Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Honey, do you like water?
That means you already like 80% of me.

Are you a doctor?
Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!

Hey girl, are you a defibrillator?
Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

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