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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2025

I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes!

Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime

My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

It must be a coronary artery because you are wrapped in my heart.

Excuse me, are you osteoporosis?
Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!

Are you a C-reactive protein?
Because you have a-cute phase.

You have to be my coronary artery because it’s covered in my heart.

(Look for any minor skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

Spiritual means of transportation are often dangerous, but always keep in mind.

What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.

Let’s exchange genetic information!

Are you drowning?
Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

When you walked in the door, your beauty hit me so hard that I have priapism from all the trauma.

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