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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2025

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

I do not think you will try me because there is no cure for love madness.

Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!

My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.

Do you have protein?
Because you have a good role.

Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!

By the way, I will show you the technique of removing clothes.

I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!

Do you breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

Am I interested in you, or is it just blood sugar?

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

Am I a non-competitive inhibitor?
Because I want to attach to your posterior region!

ICU in my dreams.

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