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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

I’m a med student. Trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right!

I had to cross my eyes because I can only master within you.

You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!

Are you flecainide I think your heart beats for me

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Why study an embryo when we can make one!

Can I take your temperature?
You’re looking hot today.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?!
Because I keep falling over for you!

If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you..

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.

Come into my office and take off your pants.

I want a specialist.

I hope to someday be your emergency contact.

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