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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

Wanna feel safe tonight?
Sleep with an EMT.

Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.

Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.

You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.

The temperature is so high after watching you that the temperature should be checked!

You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions

Wanna go study some anatomy?

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

I can tell you’re into yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I can list all the causes of heart disease, but cannot tell why my heart feels so because of you.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?!
Because I keep falling over for you!

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I’m just happy to see you.

Are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because baby, you take my breath away!

Are you my appendix?
I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.

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