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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2025

I can tell you’re into yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I can list all the causes of heart disease, but cannot tell why my heart feels so because of you.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?!
Because I keep falling over for you!

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!

No, that’s not an epi-pen in my pants. I’m just happy to see you.

Are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because baby, you take my breath away!

Are you my appendix?
I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.

Stand back. I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance. I’ll loosen her clothes.

I think it hurts that we should be.

Are you epinephrine?
Cuz baby you make my heart race.

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.

Does your left eye hurt?
Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, you know, uh take off your clothes

You don’t look that way. You need vitamin “ME” a lot.

I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

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