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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!

Hey girl, are you a defibrillator?
Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

Am I a non-competitive inhibitor?
Because I want to attach to your posterior region!

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

What do you and a febrile patient have in common?
You’re both hot.

Come to my office and take off my pants

Are you a C-reactive protein?
Because you have acute-phase! (a-cute-face*)

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.

If I were a coronary artery… I’d be wrapped around your heart!

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? smooth or rough?

You make my heartbeat like a drop of epinephrine.

You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.

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