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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

Can I be your ophthalmologist?
‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes

You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!

Another doctor is required because you were not charged for dating the patient.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

Are you drowning?
Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Honey, do you like water?
That means you already like 80% of me.

Are you a doctor?
Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life

Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!

Hey girl, are you a defibrillator?
Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!

Am I a non-competitive inhibitor?
Because I want to attach to your posterior region!

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

What do you and a febrile patient have in common?
You’re both hot.

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