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Mean pick up lines in 2025

Are you a mirror?
Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.

Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.

Are you water? Because you don’t taste like anything.

Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.

Are you a motorcycle?
Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Do you like sausages?
Because you’re the wurst!

Are you crippling depression and anxiety?
Because you haunt me at every waking hour.

Do you want to be disappointed tonight?

Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!

Are you poop?
Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.

I like my partners like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra large!

I’m sorry, but I just had to come over here and tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen on a wookiee.

Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?

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