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Mean pick up lines in 2025

Are you as good as everyone says you are. I’m just curious.

I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?

Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.

You’re the thot that counts!

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?

How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

Are you a tumor?
Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.

If you were a comatose patient, I’d pull the plug.

Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.

Are you cancer?
Because you’re starting to grow on me.

The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

Are you a snack?
Because everyone eats you for fun.

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