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Mean pick up lines in 2025

This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.

I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”

There’s something wrong with my cell phone… it doesn’t have your number in it. No wait, here it is – 1-900-DIRTY-WHORE.

You remind me of my brother/sister.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.

You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.

You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.

My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.

Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.

Are you Jamaican?
Cuz Jamaican me vomit!

Are you a human?
Just making sure.

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You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Less than you, I would guess.

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