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Mean pick up lines in 2025

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m using my hand, and thinking of you.

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

Do you like to dance?
Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Are you a shrimp?
Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.

I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you.

I’m sorry, but have we met before? Are you Gary Busey?

I dreamt about you. You died.

Come with me if you want to live!

I like you like my coffee. Bitter!

(Grab her ass) Sorry, is this seat taken?
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a hovercraft!

My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.

Are you the sun?
Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.

Are you a piece of trash?
Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.

Are you feeling down?
Because I can feel you up.

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

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