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Mean pick up lines in 2025

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.

Are you cancer?
Because you’re starting to grow on me.

The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!

Are you a snack?
Because everyone eats you for fun.

Are you a mirror?
Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.

Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.

Are you water? Because you don’t taste like anything.

Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.

Are you a motorcycle?
Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Do you like sausages?
Because you’re the wurst!

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