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Mean pick up lines in 2025

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

Are you poop?
Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.

I like my partners like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra large!

I’m sorry, but I just had to come over here and tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen on a wookiee.

Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?

Are you a tax collector?
Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!

Are you constipated?
Because you are so full of sh*t!

I wish I was menstruation, so I could visit you once every month.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Do you like seafood?
Because I’ve got plenty of crabs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan.

How are you not cold?
You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.

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