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Math pick up lines 📐➕ in 2024

Girl, my love for you is like the decimals of pi, never ending.

I heard that you are good at math, because your legs are always divided.

How is it that I know so many digits of pi, but I do not know the 7 digits of your phone number?

Your legs put an isosceles’ legs to shame.

Just by looking at you I can tell that you are 36-25-36; they are all perfect squares.

I wish I were your second derivative, so that I could explore all of your concavities.

I have no BASE for the feelings I have for you. They extend forever just like a LINE. The TRANSLATION of my love for you is infinite and you are a RAY of sunshine in my day.

Being myself around you is as easy as pi.

You must be a square number, because my love for you is exponential.

Is your discriminant less than zero? Because I have heard that your roots are unreal!

I find you more fascinating than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You are the square to my root.

I would like to see the quotient group of you over me.

If you were an equation my love for you would have no limit.

Girl, you must be a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

If I were an integral than I would fill you up.

My love for you is like dividing zero. You cannot define it.

I am just an empty set when you are not with me.

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