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Math pick up lines 📐➕ in 2024

I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.

My love for you is like pi, it is never ending.

If the universe wanted me to assign you a number, you would be my number 1.

You must be a 90 degree angle, because you are looking right!

If 4 plus 4 equals 8, then you plus me equals fate.

You are the x to my y.

After tonight, will I just be a common denominator?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you cannot differentiate.

If you and I were two objects of Set Theory, then where would we intersect?

My lust for you is exponentially growing like y = 2 to the x.

You must be a math teacher because you got me harder than calculus.

Hey girl, can I be the hypotenuse between your legs?

We fit together like coordinates on an axis.

Hey girl, the measure of your imperfections is zero.

How about we get together and make our slopes zero.

You are like my calculus homework. I could throw you on the table and do you all night long.

Hey girl, you really have a nice set of parabolas.

We are a perfect function because you are the one for me.

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